Hoax Peak Academy

 ((A thread for people just to chat OOC if they want??  Yes uwu))

Hello there, you bastards!

So, you want to join our academy, eh? Surely you know what you're signing up for?...

This academy is for the best. You heard me! Only the best can step foot into this place. Why? Because I said so, that's why!

We only admit future leaders to Hope's Peak Academy. No one else! Not one average person! Because average people are boring, don't you agree? We even minimize outside contact so that our future leaders have no... distractions... Upupupu...

That being said, sometimes these little shits get rowdy. Objects go missing, hormones run wild... The list goes on and on. What's a headmaster to do? I'll give you the answer right now:

TRIALS!

Here at Hope's Peak, we carry out trials! All these promising minds, putting their heads together to find the true culprit. What an inspiring sight to see.

If students are able to accurately deduce who the true culprit is, the culprit is punished. How, you ask? That's simple!

We kill them!

...Just kidding. That would be far too messy and not at all worth it.

Instead, the culprit is forced into doing something delightfully shame-inducing. An event truly unBEARable! And that's up to me, Monobear! Because I'm in charge, and don't you forget that!

Ahem...

In the event of students failing to deduce the correct culprit, the culprit gets a super duper special prize! And the other students get punished for being dumbasses! What fun!

What's that? You think that's all very inconvenient and unnecessarily time-consuming?

Well, no one asked you.

Here at Hope's Peak Academy, we strive to provide the best possible education, after all!

So why don't you see if there's space for you here over at the roster? Upupupu...